i only listen to death metal

Thanks to the dairy industry, we’ve had to endure 15 years of the most ridiculous, over-used marketing strategy known to man… and I for one, am fucking sick of it.

It’s no surprise the world is full of lazy and/or stupid businesses/designers/marketing people, but come on:

• got mustard?
• got jesus? (too obvious)
• got weed? (even more obvious)
• got court?
• got basement?
• got plumber? (i shit you not)
• got gobble? (wtf?)

Milk may do a body good, but it does shit for brains of shit-for-brains.